For off-chain ops and on-chain legends.
This oversized tie-dye tee is heavyweight, low-key, and built to last — just like your conviction. Whether you're rebalancing bags, staking from the beach, or debugging a DAO, this is your downtime uniform. Soft, durable, and unmistakably non-fungible (but not actually an NFT).
• 100% U.S. grown cotton — because real value starts at the source
• Heavyweight: 7.5 oz/yd² (254 g/m²) — like proof-of-work, but wearable
• Oversized fit — for maximum chill during minimum volatility
• Ribbed neck — keeps its shape through cycles
